Thursday, December 15, 2005

Christian Backlash Season

Thank God for John Stewart who has given me my one and only laugh at the crusade to desecularize the holidays.

I love this quote from The Daily Show: "... every time you say 'Happy Holidays,' an angel gets AIDS."

P.S. to Spleengrrl: I'm not trying to make fun of Christians, just the angels with AIDS.

7 Added Something:

Anonymous Rev. Jesus quipped...

But this IS a Christian country, despite the best efforts to secularize it. I certainly don't want angels to get AIDS, but...everyone knows you really mean "Merry Christmas" when you say "Happy Holidays." I mean, Jews make up less than 5% of the country...and they're mostly in New York or LA. Kwanzaa celebrants are just as low, or lower, I suspect. Festivus partiers may number 1%. That leaves a massive majority that celebrates the birth of our savior, the Lord Jesus Christ.

Thursday, December 15, 2005 11:49:00 AM  
Blogger Kathy quipped...

True. And to you, I wish you a Merry Christmas. I don't plan to make the same wish to Jews, and I'm careful not to. Sometimes, I slip. Anyway, Happy Holidays also include a wish for a happy new year. I think it's fine, and in no way is it satanic as some wackos might think.

Thursday, December 15, 2005 11:59:00 AM  
Blogger ninabit quipped...

oh crist!
as much as i hate angels anyway, i do not have the stamina and strength to say happy holidays anymore. it was my crusade for so long, but i lost the fight.

sorry for the angels that i infected.

Thursday, December 15, 2005 1:23:00 PM  
Blogger Dirty Dan Sin quipped...

hahahahaha!

Thursday, December 15, 2005 2:36:00 PM  
Anonymous ed sheff quipped...

merry christians to all, and to all a good night.

i just say "Merry X-Mas." the X means fill in the blank. here's some samples to choose from:

a) Black
b) Christ
c) Poor, tired, and huddled
d) Boston

Friday, December 16, 2005 2:55:00 AM  
Blogger cloudy quipped...

I say: "Happy Giant Inflatable Snowman on the Lawn season! Now buy me a present!"

Friday, December 16, 2005 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous supermosca quipped...

LONG LIVE KWANZAA
it's cultural not religious by the way!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006 10:33:00 PM  

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