Christian Backlash Season
Thank God for John Stewart who has given me my one and only laugh at the crusade to desecularize the holidays.
I love this quote from The Daily Show: "... every time you say 'Happy Holidays,' an angel gets AIDS."
P.S. to Spleengrrl: I'm not trying to make fun of Christians, just the angels with AIDS.
I love this quote from The Daily Show: "... every time you say 'Happy Holidays,' an angel gets AIDS."
P.S. to Spleengrrl: I'm not trying to make fun of Christians, just the angels with AIDS.
posted by Kathy at 11:15 AM
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But this IS a Christian country, despite the best efforts to secularize it. I certainly don't want angels to get AIDS, but...everyone knows you really mean "Merry Christmas" when you say "Happy Holidays." I mean, Jews make up less than 5% of the country...and they're mostly in New York or LA. Kwanzaa celebrants are just as low, or lower, I suspect. Festivus partiers may number 1%. That leaves a massive majority that celebrates the birth of our savior, the Lord Jesus Christ.
True. And to you, I wish you a Merry Christmas. I don't plan to make the same wish to Jews, and I'm careful not to. Sometimes, I slip. Anyway, Happy Holidays also include a wish for a happy new year. I think it's fine, and in no way is it satanic as some wackos might think.
oh crist!
as much as i hate angels anyway, i do not have the stamina and strength to say happy holidays anymore. it was my crusade for so long, but i lost the fight.
sorry for the angels that i infected.
hahahahaha!
merry christians to all, and to all a good night.
i just say "Merry X-Mas." the X means fill in the blank. here's some samples to choose from:
a) Black
b) Christ
c) Poor, tired, and huddled
d) Boston
LONG LIVE KWANZAA
it's cultural not religious by the way!
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